werewolf barmitzvah (remix)

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So it's snowing again. Sno-effin-way has begun. 4 hours ago
With more snow on the way I may have to hook something like this up to get around - http://bit.ly/9gAHDk 1 day ago
So when I said Colts by 10 I meant Saints by 10. Anyone have a professional sports team they would like me to destroy with my predictions? 1 day ago
The dog does not seem properly siked for the Superbowl, he is currently sleeping under my desk snoring and farting. 1 day ago
The Guy Schmidt lock of the week, Peyton and the Colts by 10. 1 day ago
I wonder what I'll do today? I could shovel snow. Or maybe shovel snow. You know, I think I'm just going to shovel snow. 2 days ago
So I shovel for like a bajillion hours in the cold snow with a duct taped shovel and I come inside and have ... ice cream. 2 days ago